I'm sorry for whatever you see on here. It'll probably be Doctor Who and Homestuck and books. And possibly poorly written fanfiction.
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Oddest Email
An extremely fancy person by the name of *** has requested your hand in friendship.
Says ***:
”Damnit Lily.. do you know how hard it is to remember the second half of your username?”
”Damnit Lily.. do you know how hard it is to remember the second half of your username?”
Seems legitimate.
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- Wednesday: Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds, which will hit the stone walkway first?
- Pugsley: I'm still on fractions.
- Wednesday: Which do you think?
- Pugsley: The cannonball?
- Wednesday: Very good...but which one will bounce?
- Pugsley: The baby?
- Wednesday: There's only one way to find out....
Source: wrathofsatan
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- Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
- Wednesday: Yes.
- Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
- Pugsley: Yes.
- Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
- Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
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- Wednesday: Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for a vacation.
- Dr. Pinderschloss: Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.
- Grandmama: Even with a chainsaw.
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